October 2011
9 posts
Your license plate is “JUMANJI”? That movie affected us all in so many ways but that’s going too far.
The iMessage blue is so much prettier than the txt msg green
Effing love ios5
Treat yoself
Homemade b&g! http://t.co/xv7Ob0T6
Margaret Cho on Netflix :-)
A lady 38 weeks pregnant finished the marathon yesterday then went and gave birth. Way to make me feel lazy.
I used to be fat has a marathon on during marathon day
Your glitter boots are distracting me
September 2011
14 posts
NATIONAL COFFEE DAY @LeesaMarie819
“you can be great without goin platinum” -thanks radio! I’ll stop tryin so hard
Of course Sofia Vergara has clothing at kmart.
how to keep a tight end during football food season #TodayShow
I got a stable o’ hoes waitin’ fo’ me. Back in the OK C
OMG they are building a target a block from my house. CANNOT CONTAIN EXCITEMENT #nomomoney
Coco wrote a book? “@cocosworld: Remember my fictional book,”Angel”comes out today 2”
I’m in trouble #topman
“@heidimontag: How funny today is 9-10-11!” hilarious
You just make the lord mad
feel the wrath of my dooooom helmet!
90 degrees? Not exactly football weather
August 2011
11 posts
I see the same people on the road every day #smallworld
You can’t plank while you’re pregnant
Jesus tits and god america
Passed two different yuppie white guys wearing cowboy boots #helpmeunderstand #newthing
HP has officially cancelled TouchPad! Can radio djs stop saying how great it is(n’t) now!?
Apparently phish is at UIC. So many hippies.
Stop trying to make flare legs happen
Lady next to me just pulled a cat out of her bag. I am at the beach. #helpmeunderstand http://t.co/GgmXVno
RT @chelseahandler: Do you ever feel like taking a shower is more of a favor to other people?
Kyle’s got that thick head of hair. That should be rewarded.
July 2011
3 posts
Our elevators take forever!!!! #whitewhine
you’ve been competing in air guitar for 6 years? #helpmeunderstand
Amy Freeze added me on G+!
June 2011
1 post
nick jonas on ray today wooo
May 2011
15 posts
Aloe. Vera.
Fitness http://t.co/JKRTflj
facial mask and buffy
Parents have real furniture. They should hire movers. I’m only good for ikea moving
on this morning’s news: planking, vagazzling, and (new) PAJAZZLING
now everyone’s doing one-shot commercials
Dear god we need math teachers. “if it’s one foot then how much is it in yards…..?????”
you can buy the unabomber’s things http://t.co/DPj4zcx
Two in tow, one in the belly #stophavingkids